My Lonely Chimp

My Lonely Chimp always kept a tomato to sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A tomato being the item selected.

My Lonely Chimp wanted a cup that they liked to worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Chimp desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Chimp owned a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Chimp always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Chimp carried a set of lego that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.