The Grumpy Chimp

The Grumpy Chimp desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Chimp needed a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be miraculous. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Chimp looked for a custard pie that they would often smash. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Chimp had a can of Tango that they would hug. It might be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Chimp always kept a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.