Handsome Chimp

Handsome Chimp had a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Chimp wanted a condom that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom was the chosen item.

Handsome Chimp looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It is a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Handsome Chimp often carried a bat that they would often throw. One might find this to be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bat is the item to select.

Handsome Chimp found a bag of flour to put on his head. One might say this is an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Handsome Chimp desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to select.