My Cheerful Chimp

My Cheerful Chimp often carried a toilet brush that they would break. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

My Cheerful Chimp carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

My Cheerful Chimp desperately searched for a mug that they would annihilate One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

My Cheerful Chimp had a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

My Cheerful Chimp needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Cheerful Chimp desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.