The Colourful Chimp

The Colourful Chimp desperately searched for a cup that they sometimes play with. It might have been a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Chimp carried a wig that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Chimp found a porno magazine to play with. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Chimp desperately desired a lava lamp to drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Chimp carried a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.

The Colourful Chimp desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.