The Cute Chimp

The Cute Chimp wanted a ball to demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to select.

The Cute Chimp desired a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Cute Chimp desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Cute Chimp always had with them a crown that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Chimp desperately craved for a big sponge to smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge having that done to it

The Cute Chimp found a wig that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.