The Exciting Chimp

The Exciting Chimp desperately looked for a sponge to put on his head. It might be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Chimp desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Exciting Chimp desperately needed a sponge to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

The Exciting Chimp desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Exciting Chimp desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was sublime. A cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Chimp wanted a condom to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.