His Jolly Chimp

His Jolly Chimp craved for a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

His Jolly Chimp desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Jolly Chimp desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A condom of all things.

His Jolly Chimp desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

His Jolly Chimp always had with them a pint of beer to break. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Chimp desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often smash. It would have been an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.