Their Purple Chimp

Their Purple Chimp desired a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

Their Purple Chimp often carried a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Their Purple Chimp always had with them a dildo that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

Their Purple Chimp desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It would have been a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Chimp often carried a cheese grater that they liked to eat. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Their Purple Chimp needed a condom that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.