Their Exciting Chimp

Their Exciting Chimp looked for a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Chimp needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

Their Exciting Chimp craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Their Exciting Chimp found a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Chimp desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Their Exciting Chimp desperately needed a melon to rub on his belly. It is an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was opted for.