Crypting Chimp

Crypting Chimp desperately searched for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Crypting Chimp wanted a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. This seems an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

Crypting Chimp desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would demolish. It is an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Crypting Chimp desired a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Crypting Chimp searched for a CD player to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.

Crypting Chimp often carried a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was stunning. A porno magazine was the thing that was selected.