A Square Chimp

A Square Chimp looked for a set square that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

A Square Chimp desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a radiator being the item opted for.

A Square Chimp owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Chimp desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A wig would be the chosen thing.

A Square Chimp desired a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Square Chimp always had with them a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.