Retarded Chimp

Retarded Chimp had a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Retarded Chimp desperately needed a set of lego that they would often drop. One might say this is a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was epic. A set of lego being the chosen thing.

Retarded Chimp looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was simply life. A bottle of coke being the item selected.

Retarded Chimp desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to break. It was a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Retarded Chimp looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Retarded Chimp desperately craved for a can of Tango to cuddle. It might be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.