Their Retarded Chimp

Their Retarded Chimp desired a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Chimp desperately craved for a teapot to sit and look at. It would have been a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Chimp always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Their Retarded Chimp owned a set square that they would occasionally break. It might be an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be exciting. A set square of all things.

Their Retarded Chimp found a dildo to embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Chimp found a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.