The Hungry Chimp

The Hungry Chimp desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Chimp owned a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Chimp needed a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A stretchman being the item opted for.

The Hungry Chimp desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Chimp found a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Hungry Chimp wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.