Her Red Chimp

Her Red Chimp owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Her Red Chimp always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. It is a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

Her Red Chimp desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Red Chimp often carried a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

Her Red Chimp always had with them a CD player that they would often sit and look at. It should be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

Her Red Chimp desperately needed a helmet that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.