A Handsome Chimp

A Handsome Chimp always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It would be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Chimp always kept a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Chimp desperately needed a stretchman that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Chimp needed a helmet that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Chimp desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Chimp desperately needed a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.