Her Jolly Chimp

Her Jolly Chimp needed a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Chimp desperately needed a spade to worship. It should be an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A spade being the item opted for.

Her Jolly Chimp wanted a ball to worship. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Chimp always kept a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A computer is the item to opt for.

Her Jolly Chimp desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It was an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Chimp always carried a condom that they would drop. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.