The Blue Chimp

The Blue Chimp always carried a spade that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

The Blue Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Blue Chimp carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is stunning. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Blue Chimp needed a porno magazine that they liked to drop. This seems to be an original idea, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Blue Chimp desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Chimp had a wig that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.