The Troubled Chimp

The Troubled Chimp desperately needed a CD player to sit and look at. It should have been a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Troubled Chimp desired a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be miraculous. A set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Chimp looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It was a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Chimp looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Chimp desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Troubled Chimp desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It should be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.