The Handsome Chimp

The Handsome Chimp carried a sword that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Chimp looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Chimp desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Handsome Chimp always kept a vibrator that they would often throw. It might have been an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Handsome Chimp searched for a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Chimp desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate It was a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it