My Crypting Chimp

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My Crypting Chimp needed a tomato that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Chimp craved for a mug to annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

My Crypting Chimp desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often hug. It is a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Chimp needed a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Chimp needed a sword to annihilate This seems to be an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

My Crypting Chimp always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.