Foolish Chimp

Foolish Chimp desired a piece of paper that they would often break. It was considered to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

Foolish Chimp desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Foolish Chimp often carried a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Foolish Chimp always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

Foolish Chimp searched for a bag of poop that they would embrace. It should have been an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Chimp desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.