The Silly Chimp

The Silly Chimp needed a helmet to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Silly Chimp desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It should be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Chimp desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes eat. It was a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Silly Chimp desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be amazing. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Chimp wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Silly Chimp found a set square that they liked to play with. It was a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a set square is the thing to opt for.