Unusual Chimp

Unusual Chimp always had with them a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Unusual Chimp wanted a block of cheese that they would often smash. It was a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Unusual Chimp always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would drop. It would have been a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Unusual Chimp found a bat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

Unusual Chimp always kept a CD player that they would demolish. It would be a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A CD player was the item that was opted for.

Unusual Chimp owned a can of coke to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.