My Handsome Chimp

My Handsome Chimp always carried a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

My Handsome Chimp had a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Chimp had a can of Tango that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Handsome Chimp found a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Handsome Chimp always kept a cucumber that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Chimp desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often play with. It was a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.