Round Chimp

Round Chimp desperately wanted a bat that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Round Chimp found a little monkey that they would often eat. It might have been an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Round Chimp desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Round Chimp desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is epic. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

Round Chimp owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Round Chimp desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A sword was the chosen item.