The Little Chimp

The Little Chimp always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Little Chimp owned a teapot to break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

The Little Chimp desperately craved for a radiator to play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a radiator is the item to select.

The Little Chimp looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Little Chimp needed a painting of a melon that they would often worship. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Little Chimp carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.