Her Boring Chimp

Her Boring Chimp often carried a dildo to annihilate This seems a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

Her Boring Chimp desired a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Her Boring Chimp desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Chimp often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A painting of a melon is the item to select.

Her Boring Chimp carried a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Chimp wanted a can of Tango to annihilate This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.