His Talented Chimp

His Talented Chimp desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

His Talented Chimp always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

His Talented Chimp needed a teapot to demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

His Talented Chimp desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a new thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Talented Chimp carried a cucumber that they would worship. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

His Talented Chimp looked for a vibrator to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.