A Depressed Chimp

A Depressed Chimp desired a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Chimp wanted a helmet that they would sometimes hug. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen item.

A Depressed Chimp needed a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Depressed Chimp always kept a crown that they liked to share. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Depressed Chimp searched for a tomato that they would often throw. It is considered to be a funny thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Chimp carried a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.