The Exceptional Chimp

The Exceptional Chimp desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to throw. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Chimp had a pint of beer that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Chimp desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would throw. This seems a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Chimp searched for a dildo that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Chimp desperately desired a condom that they would share. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Chimp carried a sack of potatoes to eat. This is certainly a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.