Their Anxious Chimp

Their Anxious Chimp looked for a dildo that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Anxious Chimp carried a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Their Anxious Chimp owned a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Their Anxious Chimp desperately needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Chimp always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a different action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Their Anxious Chimp carried a Harry Potter wand to break. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.