The Foolish Chimp

The Foolish Chimp had a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.

The Foolish Chimp searched for a teapot that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Chimp had a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Chimp desired a sword that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Chimp looked for a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Chimp wanted a bat that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.