The Depressed Chimp

The Depressed Chimp wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp often carried a tomato that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Depressed Chimp craved for a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

The Depressed Chimp desired a sword that they would often demolish. It should have been a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to select.

The Depressed Chimp desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.