His Bum Loving Chimp

His Bum Loving Chimp often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Chimp desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Chimp owned a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Chimp desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes break. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was out of this world. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Chimp desperately searched for a set square that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Chimp craved for a pen that they would smash. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen would be the item chosen.