My Silly Chimp

My Silly Chimp searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

My Silly Chimp always kept a dildo that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be sublime. A dildo would be the item chosen.

My Silly Chimp desperately desired a hat to cuddle. It was a new action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Chimp desperately wanted a bat to put up their bum. It would have been an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to select.

My Silly Chimp desperately wanted a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

My Silly Chimp desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.