His Dodgy Chimp

His Dodgy Chimp desperately wanted a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Chimp desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often demolish. This seems to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Chimp desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a strange activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Chimp owned a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It would be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is sublime. A dildo being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Chimp desperately needed a computer to throw. It was a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.

His Dodgy Chimp wanted a set square that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.