His Lucky Chimp

His Lucky Chimp had a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

His Lucky Chimp desperately needed a dildo to rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Chimp looked for a ball to cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lucky Chimp desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would worship. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

His Lucky Chimp searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Chimp desperately needed a set of lego that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.