The Ugly Chimp

The Ugly Chimp always carried a dildo that they would often sleep with. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

The Ugly Chimp always had with them a hat that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Chimp needed a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Chimp looked for a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Chimp needed a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

The Ugly Chimp searched for a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.