Their Depressed Chimp

Their Depressed Chimp desperately needed a CD player to experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

Their Depressed Chimp had a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Their Depressed Chimp desperately needed a bottle of beer to smash. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Depressed Chimp owned a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

Their Depressed Chimp had a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Depressed Chimp owned a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball of all things.