The Confused Chimp

The Confused Chimp desperately searched for a teapot that they would often hug. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Confused Chimp desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Chimp always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Confused Chimp owned a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.

The Confused Chimp had a hat that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Chimp always carried a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.