The Naughty Chimp

The Naughty Chimp searched for a ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen item.

The Naughty Chimp often carried a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Chimp owned a bottle of beer that they would drop. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Chimp had a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Chimp wanted a sponge that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Chimp had a chocolate bar that they would often eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.