Funny Chimp

Funny Chimp always had with them a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Chimp desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Chimp desperately wanted a set of lego to share. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Funny Chimp owned a dildo that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be exciting. A dildo of all things.

Funny Chimp found a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Funny Chimp owned a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.