His Adventurous Chimp

His Adventurous Chimp owned a stapler that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

His Adventurous Chimp needed a block of cheese that they would embrace. It should be a weird action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

His Adventurous Chimp wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

His Adventurous Chimp desperately looked for a set square that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

His Adventurous Chimp desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

His Adventurous Chimp looked for a stretchman that they would break. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.