The Anxious Chimp

The Anxious Chimp desperately wanted a dildo to hug. It was considered to be a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Anxious Chimp craved for a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Anxious Chimp always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Chimp always kept a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Anxious Chimp desired a bottle of beer that they would hug. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Chimp often carried a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.