The Troubled Chimp

The Troubled Chimp found a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Chimp desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Chimp always carried a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Chimp desired a pen that they would sometimes drop. This seems an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Chimp carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Chimp desperately desired a dildo to share. This is certainly an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.