The Retarded Chimp

The Retarded Chimp searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Chimp often carried a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Retarded Chimp often carried a wig that they would often demolish. It should be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Chimp always kept a cheese grater to eat. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Retarded Chimp desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Chimp desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.