Her Crypting Chimp

Her Crypting Chimp always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Her Crypting Chimp desperately wanted a melon that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Chimp found a chocolate bar to demolish. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Chimp desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Chimp had a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Chimp desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.