My Crypting Chimp

My Crypting Chimp craved for a chocolate bar to throw. It might be a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Chimp carried a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Chimp owned a custard pie that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Chimp carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

My Crypting Chimp always kept a sponge that they would occasionally worship. It should be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Chimp desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.